Total Medals Earned: 790 (From 171 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,600 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/205 points)
Finish the game
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (90/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
His ribs are showing bro!
You Knocked him out
You won the fight!
At least his face looks better now
You won the game rather quickly
Not a scratch on your face
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/380 points)
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (60/140 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/170 points)
first round
pick up a random cube and convert cube in a cube with 1 cigarrete
pick up random block and create a clone
pick up random cube and convert cube in a giant
reach level 10 of speed
pick up random block and convert cube in a pirate!
pick up a random block and convert him in a plucked cube
pick up a random block, and convert self in cube under coffe effect (morespeed)
pick up 2 puzzle piezes and restore the hp
reach round 5
reach level 10 and upgrade prestige
reach round 15
reach round 25
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/125 points)
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.